Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*
white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)
Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them
(Source: , via matafari)
if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass
"is there an indelible line dividing sanity from insanity...
or do they change, one into the other, at the slightest turn
of events?"cowboy bebop: knockin' on heaven's door